Diaryland chat only seems to work when I have no desire to use it. Right now it's not working, and I feel the need to lose myself in conversation with various people I only sort of know .. or anyone, really I suppose. Half of my MSN contact list seems to always be online, yet always "away". It's obnoxious, so fuck you all. Just turn off your bloody computer, you're wasting precious energy. Unless of course you're really there, and just using "away" to screen, in which case fuck you again, because you're not talking to me, and I must be one of those you're trying to filter out. Damn you.

Don't take that personally, I'm just in a mood. I didn't really mean most of that.

So apparently all of the cool kids have switched over to LiveJournal. I was considering doing the same, since I could use a change of some sort, but firstly, someone's already snagged the name "ripetomato" (and I'm convinced they stole it from me .. don't try to tell me otherwise. I really am that full of myself.), and secondly, it seems you need to be in the Mafia to get a LiveJournal account. They want some sort of precious code from me, it seems. It's just like high school .. I'll never be part of the in crowd.

I learned recently that fraternal twins can have different biological fathers. No really, it's true. Cool to know, isn't it? And just think of how much fun it would be to shock your relatives by giving birth to a black baby and a white baby on the same day!

I've run out of things to say. Go rate some boobs.

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