This is just an entry to cover up my cheap-ass-looking links page that isn't yet complete.

Since I don't have much to say right now, I thought I'd post pictures of me ... seducing a straw. Oh baby, oh baby.

(Believe it or not, someone actually ASKED me to do this. I won't say who, because that would be embarrassing for him, kinky bastard.)

It kind of looks like I tried to take a drink here, and missed.

Would you believe I'm drinking beer? Yes, beer through a straw. What's wrong with that?

And I wonder why no one wants to date me.

I sincerely apologize for this entry. It's very juvenile. I promise I won't do this sort of thing again, really ...

See you soon.

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