Well, I am now a member of the Bite Me diaryring. Check that link out ... I was very nicely quoted! The Bite Me ring (created by The Bot ... check her diary out, too) has its own site, and I really like its concept. Plus, it's interactive, which is cool. You have to be approved to join, but in this case I think that's a good thing, considering the way this particular ring works. A little discrimination when it comes to things like "substance" isn't so bad. Plus, getting approved for it kind of satisfied the elitist in me, I admit it. I think I'll put the ring code in my regular entry template and not just my rings page ... because it's sort of a different ring, and I'd like people to be able to navigate it more easily from my page.(And of course, I'm putting the Ripe and Juicy code there too, seeing as it's my own ring and all.)
HOW TO WASTE TIME ON A SATURDAY
OK, so I keep seeing these cutesy little "Rockstar Boyfriend" things in people's diaries ... Hell, even Brendan took the test. Too bad his rockstar boyfriend is a corpse. Seems a little twisted that they'd put Kurt Cobain among the possibilities, don't you think? I mean, I loved Nirvana as much as the next angst-filled suburban teen, but come on ... the guy is DEAD. Listen to the music, but let him rest in peace already! Reminds me of a very tasteless joke my Dad made up (I think it was his, anyway): "Necrophilia ... The Gift that Keeps on Giving!". Ugh. I often wonder if that man is solely responsible for all of my chronic neuroses ... but I digress.
Anyway, I thought I'd give the quiz a whirl and see who they paired me up with:
Pretty damn cool! Thom Yorke is my boyfriend! Wait ... what do you mean it's just a quiz? What do you mean it's not for real? What are you saying??? I was so psyched ... and now you're telling me I won't get to meet Thom Yorke and he won't fall hopelessly in love with me and I won't get to gaze into his charmingly asymmetrical blue eyes whenever I want to? Damnit ... what a bloody tease that test was.
As for the "Rock Diva" test ...
Oh yeah. That's me. The redheaded Supervixen. Except I'm not too sure how the whole "in a past life" thing works since Shirley Manson is still very much alive. Oh well. I'm just glad they didn't tell me I was Courtney Love. I might've had to re-evaluate my life style ... because you just know these tests are just brimming with wisdom and truth, right?
THINGS MY DIARYLAND STATS TELL ME
1- Certain individuals have found my diary by doing a search for Asian porn. Geez ... one innocent little entry back in June and my diary's coming up in search results for smut. Go me!
2- Wonder boy Affable Alien reads my diary on a daily basis, despite the fact that he still won't list me as a favourite diary. I'm beginning to think he's just after my body. Which is OK, too.
3- Racier entry titles seem to get more hits. Like my entry titled: i am a ripe sex goddess, for instance (yes, that one was written back in the early days when I still believed that capital letters were merely optional). So I guess if I want more hits, I'll have to think of more risque entry titles. Plus, it'll probably get me more hits from search engines too ... though possibly not from the people I'd want as readers ...
4- I seem to get an awful lot of different IPs from Austin and Houston. Apparently I'm more popular in Texas than I am here in Ontario. Interesting.
5- Brendan still reads my page semi-regularly (unless there's someone else in residence at Western who reads my page, that is). For that, he gets a link again, since I haven't linked to him in months, and I still think his page is worth reading.
6- I need more hits.
So yeah. That's it for today, I think. Back soon ... I always am, after all.
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