OK, I lied. My updates will not depend on my weight loss or lack thereof. I'm already stingy enough with the updates as it is.

Anyway, I'm going grocery shopping today, and I'm going to buy all kinds of delicious fruits and vegetables and lean meats (did I mention I'm not a vegetarian anymore? Sorry, but it was only worsening my eating habits) and whole grains and nuts. And I'm going to eat them, instead of bag after bag of sour cream & onion chips and pint after pint of Caramel Cone Explosion ice cream. And I'll take fat-burning nutrients and supplements, because I just read Fat Wars and was convinced to do so.

I also need to start working out in the morning. Weight training, then something aerobic, because that's the most fat-burning order in which to go about excercising, apparently. So I need to get some weights .. or join a gym. I don't know if I can afford that, so I'll try just buying some weights first.

I could, conceivably, lose weight and develop gorgeous, sexy muscles. It's not impossible. I wonder how I'd look, all slender and toned. I think I'd get my belly button pierced, then. And I'd wear a lot of tank tops. And short skirts. And I might get a tan, because as long as I'm going to be that healthy, I might as well do something that's bad for me.

I guess I might as well hit the grocery store now, before I get an unstoppable potato chip craving.

Bye.

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