Tuesday, Apr. 09, 2002 - 3:50 p.m.
I feel like such a fraud ...

This is kind of embarrassing ...

I'm beginning to realize that for someone who claims to be "ungirly", I sure have a lot of girlish traits.

I own more skirts than pants.

I rarely go out in public without makeup.

I get annoyed when my bra and underwear don't match.

I hate sports.

I giggle a lot.

I pluck my eyebrows in an obsessive manner.

I whine when I break a nail.

I like to shop.

I read ELLE magazine.

I refuse to admit my actual weight.

How much more girly can you get?

Why am I under the impression that I'm not so feminine? Just because I like porn and beer, and I don't like to dance, and I don't bring friends to the bathroom with me, I seem to think I'm somehow special.

Ha.

How deluded am I?

Bah ... I'm scared guys aren't going to want me anymore once they know the sad truth.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the mall. I'm all out of mascara, and I think I need a new eyeliner brush.

(Heh ... embarrassing as it is, I'm not even making that up.)

Later.


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