Bizarre search engine referrals to my diary were quite entertaining when I first got a stats counter, but the novelty wore thin pretty quickly. "Oh, what's this, another hit for 'naked nuns'? What else is new?"But I think I'll share my most recent Yahoo referral with you:
women that chews tobacco naked
Sadly, I've become so jaded that I paid more attention to the poor grammar in this search phrase than I did to the odd fetishy nature of the search itself.
Well. My confessional entry brought in some interesting confessions from readers, I must say. It's a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that you can share your embarrassing secrets with a large group of friends and strangers and have them return the favour.
Oh, and I believe I've concluded that all girls who owned Barbies at SOME POINT in their play made their Barbies have sex. Not only have several other girls admitted to having done this after reading my admission to it, but I seem to remember that just about every time I played with Barbies with a friend as a child, no matter who the friend, the innocent game of "Barbie goes shopping" would invariably turn into "Barbie gets a good dickin'". I thought maybe this was just my filthy influence on said friends, but every female friend I've mentioned this to, girls I'd never even met during the Barbie years, also confessed to having done the same at some point. It must be universal among Barbie owners. And really, is it all that surprising? Look at Barbie. She's a ludicrously over-developed freaky sex object with gravity-defiant tits & ass and permanently tippy-toed feet designed for high heels. Barbie is sex on long, polyvinyl legs. Never mind the fact that she lacks nipples and genitalia ... her nether regions remind me of digitally scrambled porn .. censored, but really not hiding the situation. It seems only natural that girls would be inclined to engage Barbie in such carnal play.
Care to prove me wrong? I'm all ears. Hell, I'm just happy to know I wasn't the only one.
I think I'll do these confession type things more often in here ... I mean, really, that last entry was only the tip of the iceberg .. I've got plenty more filthy secrets where that came from, don't doubt it. But I'm going to wait until you all like me a little more and are too hooked on my irrepressible charm to be put off by anything I may reveal.
I'm such a crafty one, aren't I?
Goodnight.
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