Argh ... damnitall. JohnPowers has spoken. Looks like the penis lamp isn't a penis, if I'm to respect his opinion, which I do (though, to be fair, several other individuals whose opinions I respect seemed to agree that the phallic shape of the lamp did indeed appear to be more than a mere coincidence, including him, him, her, him, her, her, him, and her).

If, however, the so-called penis lamp truly is innocent, then I must blame Ben for my depravity, for it was his remark that forever tainted my view of the lamp.

Bad Ben.

Oh ... I'd like to present Carnageus with my Most Ardent Admirer/Stalker award. Upon viewing my latest RipeCam photo, he saw fit to create a chocolate rendition of me.

Behold ...

Move over, Laura Secord ...

it's ChocoRipey�!

Wow. First James makes me a banner, now this. Have I mentioned how much I love my readers?

Oh, right, speaking of that ... if you truly like me, please do go here to link me. C'mon. Be my pimp, and I'll be your whore. Everyone wins. Do it now!

OK, I'm off to ... do something else now. But I'll be back later, because I have something new up my sleeve ... a charity drive of sorts (no, I won't be asking for money) in the interest of maintaining and/or improving the content quality of this diary. Stay tuned for further details.

Oh, I'm such a tease.

See you soon.

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