Happy New Year and stuff.I got a webcam!
Witness my wild night of narcissistic delight ...
I was going for a smile AND eye contact on my very first pic ... too ambitious?
The space cadet avoids the camera with her vacuous gaze ... she's either lost in some dark Dionysian fantasy world ... or she's wondering if we have any Corn Pops left.
Umm .. I don't know what I'm doing here, exactly .. I think I was trying to look all hip and sly .. but, well, this happened instead.
"Oooh ... I can see me! I can, I can!"
Amused by my own antics, apparently.
"OK, so maybe I look mousey and harmless .. but .. but ... I wear studded wristcuff thingies, damnit! See? I can be badass too!"
"Mama always used to say life is like a box of chocolates ..."
Me in ditz mode.
I made an effort to think funny things so I'd have a natural smile here ...
"Heheheh ... I kill me!" *Slaps knee*
Ummm ... and this is how I look from the other side.
There now .. wasn't that fun? I also take requests ... no nekkid pics, but if you send me money I might put on red lipstick and a blonde wig and sing "Happy Birthday" Marilyn Monroe-style or something.
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