Well. The search engine referrals are just getting weirder and weirder. Let's have a look at today's hits:

1. http://www.google.com/search?q=%20%22wash%20my%20face%22%20site:diaryland.com&hl=en&as_qdr=all&start=30&sa=N
(search entry: "wash my face" site:diaryland.com)
Umm ... OK ..

2. http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=panty%20shot&b=41&hc=0&hs=7&xargs=
(search entry: panty shot)
OK, so I've gotten that one before. Actually, that just makes it all the more disturbing. With all the voyeur and spycam type porn sites out there, I wouldn't have thought MY site would show up in a search. I can't imagine how disappointed people must be when they discover the lack of upskirt photos in my diary.

3. http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=geek%20girl%20hottie&b=21&hc=0&hs=0&xargs=0
(search entry: geek girl hottie)
Hmm ... this one's even better than yesterday's.

4. http://www.google.com/search?hl=tr&q=my%20boyfriend%20is%20fucking%20online%20web%20came&lr=
(search entry: my boyfriend is fucking online web came)
This one is perhaps the most disturbing of all. I don't even understand the query. It's not the idea of freaky perverts finding my diary that I mind ... it's the idea of illiterate freaky perverts finding my diary. I do have certain standards when it comes to my audience. What the HELL is "online web came", and how does one fuck it? Even if the person meant to type "web cam", it still makes no sense.

I'm scared, people.

OK ... tomorrow I'll write an entry with more than just the latest Google referrals, I promise. I know I've been a little stingy with the content these days.

� bient�t.

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