OK ... WHO THE HELL is responsible for the CrushLink e-mail in my inbox right now?WHO????
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
Subject: "Somebody has a crush on you"
Guess what... you've got a secret admirer!
Want to find out who it is? Just click to http://www.CrushLink.com
The only way I can find out who it is is if I list THEM as someone I have a crush on. But everyone I list will get an e-mail saying "somebody has a crush on you" ... and I really don't need that. You know?
Damnitall.
Do I think someone actually has a crush on me? Highly doubtful. I mean, really. I'm not even sure I know anyone who would do something that *cute*, either, like listing my name in their CrushLink account ... certainly not any guys I can think of ... though, who says it has to be a guy, right? Heh.
I think it's far more likely that someone is playing a trick on me. Either that, or someone got one of those CrushLink e-mails and entered my e-mail address just to see if I was their secret admirer ... and not because they have a crush on me. I mean, honestly ... I don't think I induce crushes. Do I? I'm ripe and tasty .. I know THAT ... but I also know that few people seem to share that opinion (no taste, I say).
"Crush". Such a cute expression. It sounds so innocent. People don't say that much anymore ...
This is driving me insane. I MUST KNOW WHO DID THIS.
Please tell me. Please please please. Don't leave me hanging. Have your laugh at me ... but TELL ME, for chrissake!
I'm such a child.
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