Wednesday, Nov. 21, 2001 - 8:11 p.m.
En garde!

Do you ever find yourself getting all turned on when you're arguing with someone you're attracted to? I don't mean serious arguing, I'm talking about a battle of wits.

Damn ... I just go nuts. I'm so easily riled up. And then I start to get all hot and bothered, you know what I mean? Why is that? It's a mental thing. Mental electricity, just feel those currents, those sparks ... I could blow a fuse. I love to argue that way. I get so damn vicious.

*Grrrrrrrowl*

It's so hot. So incredibly hot. You know what's also hot? Arguing online with some guy. Having a battle of wits with someone online is better than cybersex, as far as I'm concerned. Hell, it is cybersex. But I'll never tell that to the guys I argue with ... heheh.

Of course, it would be much more exciting if done in person, but that's not always possible. Besides, it's more challenging online, because you really need to be literate and articulate to defend yourself. And when you're a genius like me (don't worry, I rolled my eyes as I typed that), talking to someone on a level mental playing field with you is a rare treat. Trading clever insults and cutting remarks with them, if you're into them ... well that can be practically orgasmic.

Jesus, I need a cold shower.

I must truly be a nerd if this is the sort of thing that gets me hot.

I mean, really. Is this normal?


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