Clothes are waaay too fucking expensive. It really pisses me off.Or maybe it's just that I have no money. Yeah, I think that's it.
I need a job. But I have no job-getting attire, know what I mean? I've got jeans and long-sleeved t-shirts, and that's it. Yeah. And it's getting WARM outside. Which means I must now buy short-sleeved t-shirts. Yes, it's the time of year where Lara must bare her matronly upper arms (*ahem* .. yep, that was Janeane Garofalo talk .. I know). T-shirts. Enough to last me a week. Like 6 or 7. So that'll cost me. Because I have NONE. Literally. Like I'd keep my clothes from last year .. hell no.
Last year I was 30 pounds heavier. I wore bigass sweatshirts & t-shirts (rarely t-shirts .. I'd sweat to the point of melting before I'd expose more of my pasty white flesh than was absolutely necessary) and huge guy's cargo pants (I mean like size 38 here, oh yeah). Not a good look on a chubby 5'2 chick like yours truly.
Now I've lost 30 pounds. I'm not skinny by any stretch of the imagination. But I'm cute, damnit. I've got a decent rack, and killer curves. Oh yeeeeeah. Mmm. I think I'm damn tasty-lookin'. Seriously. OK, yes, I do want to lose more. Actually, what I really want is some muscle tone, man. Exercise'll do me good, I know it.
But I was making a point here .. you'll have to excuse me, it's the ADD .... the Ritalin only does so much to help my brain focus ... so forgive the rambling & the constant sidetracks. You'll get used to my manner of writing after a while. And you'll learn to love me.
I hope.
My point was that now I'm all cute .. I look like a CHICK. I wanna dress like one. Y'know. So the old clothes are gone. But without a source of income, I'm left with very few clothes.
I have about $130 to my name right now. I need new shoes, and job-getting clothes. You know, like nice stuff to wear for interviews. Stuff that makes me look modern, hip, *slightly* trendy, and yet respectable & pulled-together.
Can I afford all of this with $130? Ha! Yeah right ... shoes alone'll probably run me a good $100 if we include tax .. FUCK!!!
Who wants to give me a whole lotta money? Who wants to get me a JOB??????????????
Anyone?
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