Ahem ... guest writers are writing for me at the moment ... so before you sign my guestbook or email me to tell me how rude and horribly offensive I am and sue me for your ninety-seven year old great aunt's heart attack, please check to see who actually wrote the entry. Thanks.
Love, Lara
That, or "hello".Do you know what's great about guest-writing?
Nothing, there's absolutely no perks. It's the biggest waste of time since the biblical flood.
Oh dear, I think I'd better say something to avoid seeming rude to Lara, this isn't a big hassle, I don't have anything else I could be doing.
..er..well, now that I'm relatively sober, I really don't. Provided that no one notices that I should be sleeping now.
So, eh?
Moonie is to write a book entitled "Why America is so great". Maybe you should peste...ask her about it.
Why am I plugging other people's stuff here?
Buggeration, I should have sold ad-space in Lara's diary!
Shiggity shig..you know the rest.
Alright, before I don't go, let me ask you a question; how many of you still read Lara's diary?
mhm, and how many of those would buy things that actually belonged to the grand Tomate-maduro?
You realise of course that all those who fail to respond will probably be hunted down by some evil manner of robot army or other that I'll be contracting* out after them...I dunno, maybe...Carny's or something?
Seriously, I'm going to need bids for her less treasured stuff; I'm broke, and I think I just killed her pointy kitties. I tried catching new ones, but they can somehow defend themselves, and I get lost in Manchester's streets, never mind Toronto's sewers.
Ab interim I shall be over here....oh shit, I'm..er...not missing Star Trek...I have to go now..for sleep, yes..
Chivato
~~~~~~ "..this is PROOF Iraq has weapons! We kept the receipts, and they'd better pay soon!"
*Contractual promises of payment will not be honoured.
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